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"Hey Mexicans, get past your biases already and vote for the GOP," says Ann Romney

You’d better really look at your future and figure out who’s going to be the guy that’s going to make it better for you and your children, and there is only one answer… It really is a message that would resonate well if they could just get past some of their biases that have been there from the Democratic machines that have made us look like we don’t care about this community. And that is not true. We very much care about you and your families and the opportunities that are there for you and your families.

After you show us your papers, of course.

Edit: OMG, shut up!

” I had the most rocking time in Puerto Rico at a political rally than I’ve ever had in my entire life,” Romney said. “You people really know how to party. It was crazy!”

OMG.

Reblogged from JasenComstock

oh hay they do a report that lists occupations of congresses every year, i found it!

jasencomstock:

81 educators, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

17 farmers and 11 ranchers, 2 almond orchard owners? and a vintner- that’s freaky high.

Ha. I worked for one of those almond orchard owners. They were good almonds too.

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oldblueeyes:

Neil Armstrong: A giant among men. (x)

Reblogged from The Greg

funnyordie:

13 Republican National Convention Guest Speakers

These famous speakers are sure to enrich the convention.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just because Scrooge McDuck is the richest duck in the world, there’s no way he’s a Republican. At least not today’s Republican.

Reblogged from Funny Or Die

theeconomist:

This week’s cover: too much about the Republican candidate for the presidency is far too mysterious.

Reblogged from The Economist

motherjones:

laughingsquid:

BART Idiot Hall of Fame Outs Shameful Transit Riders

SF.

Oh, Bay Area…

Reblogged from Mother Jones magazine on Tumblr

imwithkanye:

Where the great wall ends. [via]

Reblogged from I'm With Kanye

imwithkanye:

Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower with the bronze penis, went on Reddit to deny he had a boner:

This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.

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Pretty sure I’d be erect if I won a bronze medal. Damn, need to get down to the river more often…

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thegreg:

theatlantic:

Gabby Douglas’s Awesome Night: A GIF Guide

You know in your heart that Gabby Douglas is the most amazing high-flying hero Olympic gymnastics champion, maybe ever. But you need to understand it with your head, too, with a rational and objective analysis of her talent through GIFs.

Great article, right up until the last paragraph:

I don’t know exactly what an “America’s sweetheart” is. That is the term sports reporters and prime time packages are giving Douglas. But Douglas certainly has the potential to be a beloved cultural figure. She has a warm personality, is quick to smile, and is a little more honest than your typical media-trained Olympian. She’s overcome a lot of hardship, like being separated from her family and having her dad in Afghanistan. You lefties will love that she’s the first African-American gymnastics champion. You righties will love her response: “Someone mentioned that I was the first black American, and I said, ‘Oh, yeah, I forgot about that!’”

Yes. Because only “lefties” should be excited not only that Gabby is the first American woman to ever win gold in Individual All Around AND Team events, but that she also happens to be a woman of color.

That’s not a left or right issue. That’s a decent human being vs. scumbag racist piece of shit issue.

Thank you for this! I read it and was like “…uhhh, what?”

Reblogged from The Greg

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Mitt Romney is perhaps the only politician who could start a trip that was supposed to be a charm offensive by being utterly devoid of charm and mildly offensive.

— Commentary on Mitt Romney’s London visit in The Telegraph (via bongripswithmichaelphelps)

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